>at the petrol station
>guy across from me neckmogs but I heightmog that wristlet
>feels kinda bad, make a mental note to start neckcurling
>his gf comes out of the car
>9/10 easily outlooksmaxxed him
>must have socialmaxxed
>upon closer inspection she's actually a 8/10 makeupfraudmaxxstress
>feel a little better
>on the way to the cashier a terrier barks at me
>flinch but realize I speciesmog, get fucked you little shit
>F150 truckmogs me as I leave
Are we just on this earth to mog and cope?
brutal mogging
>Hello, Anon. Welcome. Do you like the island? Moot had an webiste. Nothing to boast of. You could browse around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with manlets and incels! They'd come from reddit or 9gag and whined and posted things to help them cope. So how do you get manlets and incels off an imageboard? Hmm? Moot showed me. We buried an thread talking about looks and how to be more attractive. Then we linked that thread that preyed on their insecurites as bait and the incels and manlets would come and post and...
[imitates keyboard typing ]
>They would fall into thread. And after a month, you have trapped all the manlets and incels, but what do you do then? Throw the thread into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get angry. And one by one...
[mimics flexing sound]
>They start mogging each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't post anymore. Now, they only mog. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
absolutely basedmaxed and kekpilled
look at him copemaxing
lmao
its a moggy mog world
Stop looking at the world through mog-tinted glasses.
I'm aidsmaxxing. Makes you leaner and signals that you are sexually desireable
what is happening? why are zoomies talking like this?
you don't lift and you're not on IST, leave
seethemogging these copecels lol
>chillmogged seethecel madmaxxing
damn bro nice eyebrows no homo
>I WILL MOG YOUR WIFE
>I WILL MOG YOUR SON
>I WILL MOG YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER
Every blackpiller goes through this 'mog phase' where they analyze everything & everyone in their surroundings. You could be walking in the forest, and you'll think "if this tree branch doesn't touch my head when I walk under it, it's over for me"
When does it end? Not even a blackpiller but constantly comparing myself
i LOVE the hustle and bustle of r/greentext users posting these dumbass threads cause they saw a screencap of the original!
>be op
>be mentally ill
>every human interaction is viewed through the lens of immediate competition
>feel humiliated if i don't come out of every interaction proving how badass and alpha i am
>generally be an uptight gay to be around
>why wont a girl have sex with me
>why does no one like me
You're just in you're insecure arc. You're sneedmaxing too hard, grasscel. Lay off on the mogpills you silly little virginmaxed gaycel. Kek. Based!
moron.
>cringemaxing
>rawdogging a brapfoid to depthmax when you realize she cockmoggs you
Anthony Fantano Mixed With Andrew Tate
>shoulder injury mogging my ability to progress
>now also developing into a gainsgoblin as I have the excuse of needing to rest my torn labrum (not an official diagnosis but likely) to justify not going to the gym/ barely doing anything on chest/ shoulder/ triceps day
Can I ever recover from this ultimate mog?
This is your brain on involuntary celibacy
There are many ways to rent holes, all require some effort and negotiation with the owner and almost all some money. It is impossible for a healthy man to not be able to one way or another.
redpill me, how do I unvirginmaxx? I wanna mog the pussy with my jelqmaxxed cock and blow my semenmaxxed load into a wetmaxxed cuntlet
>t.