>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week? Don't you need more recovery time? Do you not have other hobbies?
what's the correct rebuttal here
>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?
>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week? Don't you need more recovery time? Do you not have other hobbies?
what's the correct rebuttal here
>diseased hand
ew
Not diseased, it is red because she was prying open oysters with it just before the picture was taken.
Solid sleuthing work, detective-anon
I'd pry her oysters if you catch me drift
It's obvious but I still like your answer
>women understanding recovery time
what a fucking ridiculous pose to squeeze her ass as much as possible and make it appear bigger. guaranteed once this bitch stands up and puts on regular clothes she's flat as a board
instagram thots were a mistake.
"Hey, how come you spend 3 hours a day on your phone? Don't you have other hobbies?"
Try 16+.
>did i ask for your opinion, bitch? go get me 2 coffees
take the oyster shells and cut her to shreds with them. Nothing personell bitch.
>Ehm, I-I actually go to the gym 6 days a week and I have autism.
Fuck you
Literally me
wow he probably has a very strong character
>how come you are at the gym 5 times a week
Because that's how many days there are in a true week. The 7 day week is a gnomish moon worshipping notion.
just obtain other hobbies. like warhammer. bitches love warhammer.
Correction, bitches do not like warhammer
If she's turned off by your Warhammer minis then she's just not the one bros
But if shes turned on by or tolerates consoom toys for adults she IS the one?
What surrogate activities do you partake in?
Mainly playing guitar/bass and producing music, furthering my programming to stay competitive at work, and have been dabbling in drawing for a while now. Needless to say working out. I want to start hiking again as well
Oh and saving up for a house so i can start gardening. Miss it as we had one when i was young
I'd rather confess to women that i'm a sex offender before showing them my warhammer collection
This is you
This grown man is sitting shirtless at a desk seething to a camera about a 10 year old kid not fucking sluts.
And even worse you and many others follow him as some enlightened preacher…
Mental illness.
>chud hands typed this
The sad part is that he says stuff every man should already know
I agree that little fucking geek needs to get his shit together. 200 pi? That lil bro gets ZERO pussy.
>NO YOU HAVE TO CENTER YOUR LIFE AROUND APPEALING TO WOMEN BE A Black LIKE ME AND HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX WITH WHORES. NO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THERE BEING SO MANY WHORES EVEN THOUGH I PERPETUATE THE ISSUE WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE....I AM JUST NOT OK
I feel bad for zoomers. The closest thing they can get to a positive male figure is some half Black loser who is obsessed with getting worn out pussy. He is just teaching young white men to act like Blacks, being that he is one.
You have zero hoes
Getting laid is the primary objective in life.
No, having a kid is, and casual sex can only harm your future child's life.
Checked, but what a shallow life to live. In your eyes i completed life at 16
>people really take advice from this guy
How desperate do you have to be to rake this seething moron seriously?
These things are just as bad as funko-pops if not worse
They're just model kits m8 they at least take some time and effort to look nice. Funkos are just brainless consooming.
That’s just factually incorrect
funkopoops are inherently useless, they just sit around and collect dust and also look like shit
warhammer models are game pieces and actually look good unless you’re a retarded chaos player
> My toy soldiers aren't just figurines, they are actually game pieces and really just look great!!!
Said every wargaming nerd after the introduction of miniatures based war gaming.
>astra militarumlet
All they care about is big tyranid ovipositor.
I never understood why girls like nids.
I fucking hate the NU-sentinel, the classic one looks great.
Painting SoH terminators at the moment, for the warmaster
one of these days i will visit a foerign country, go up to a chick and just start explaining the entierty of the Horus Heresy
Yes, it signifies you have a fortune. But at the same time it also tells them you're throwing away to some other gold-digging, abusive vampire.
Do you perchance wear glasses, have a beard, and are bald?
The total time I spend in the gym is around 6 hours out of 168 hours available in a week but go ahead and explain to me how that is a problem.
Tell her that you do have other hobbies. You're fermenting ginger beer and sour kraut at home while you're in the gym.
Tell her you don't take advice from skellies or DYELs.
>a-actually I'm doing what's called a split, which is sort of logically p-p-p-partitioning muscle groups to minimize overlap but still t-train the large ones enou-
>>ugh, forget I asked anon
Stacey, truth be told, I'd like to go less. It's just that a bro like me man, I love the gym, I love the muscle man.
I be feeling like one of them bodybuilder bros, you know?
Like Arnold, or Ronnie Coleman or somethin'
Yeah you know a bro got swole, a bro can leave the gym
But if I leave, the gym bros still gone love me man?
I get love out here in the gym, man
I done maxed 350lbs on these benches, man, squat 450, 550 dead
As long as bros is feeling it, a bro like me could muscle it
That's my gift in life, Stacey, you know?
>>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?
I enjoy it.
>Don't you need more recovery time?
Not really, I don't train every muscle every time.
>Do you not have other hobbies?
I do. Rape for example.
>Well, since you are so concerned about my health, I'll let you know that pussy juice is amazing for recovery, if you catch my drift. *wink at her*
>how come you spend 8 hours a day on a vietnamese basket weaving forum?
>*an heros*
made for BBC
camille pidoux btw
nobody asked btw
he's being nice
Why do you have a picture of my gf…
rape
>what's the correct rebuttal here
Punch her in the gut
Wrong. I go to the gym 9 times a week
>I think i found what i was lifting for, babe
as i make kissy faces and rock eyebrows
>finish workout, step out of the gym
>receptionist says "bye, see you tomorrow"
>tell her that I'm off tomorrow
>she says "oh I'm sorry I thought you were coming daily"
Women have no idea what recovery is. They think working out 7 days a week is normal
Well you sure ruined her tomorrow, heartless bastard.
why
because she can't see you at the gym tomorrow, dingus.
Bet her breath smells disgusting after guzzling down those oysters.
>stfu and make me a protein smoothie woman
Never say you go to they gym. For some reason, many normalfags find it ridiculous (even though everyone likes a fit physique).
Imagine being so insecure you care what a normie thinks about you going to the gym. Hiding it is what a pussy does. Own it. It's a part of your life if you are serious about it so you shouldn't hide it from people, especially someone you want to date. They are gonna find out anyway.
You are worse than a normie for being fake and gay.
For the last time woman, i am 6 times a week at the gym. Anyway, should i eat icecream or pancakes off your ass later?
How do you know how many times I go to the gym?
I never saw you there.
We just meet up on tinder.
Where did you get that information???
I never told you anything about gym!
>take out my phone and send self destruct command to my home servers
>break phone in half (all data encrypted)
>start running into woods
>she hears me screaming in the distances
>YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CIA moronS!!!
>my silhouette vanishes among the woods
>the woods was just a fed honeypot
Lmao got 'em!
Shut up bitch
But I go 7 times a week
I'm married, don't talk to me.
"I like to challenge myself."
"But you look like the real challenge. Maybe you want to have drinks with me?"
>Do you not have other hobbies?
It takes literally only 1 hour per day T O P S ... Do normiecels really make this argument?
That's one hour missing out on TV time you bigot!
The weekend is for hobbies, maybe join me sometime and see for yourself.
All I gotta say is thank god I’m Ace and don’t need sex
What kind of bot makes these threads? Literally this has never happened yet it's asked in some variation multiple times every week. It's so lame
her pussy is definitely pink
Yeah, you can tell by her palm color.
This is why I alternate between gyms in the same commercial gym chain.
I've been asked this by my current gf, it helps to not be autistic and just tell the truth.
"I do cardio at the gym on my rest days, so I don't break my schedule. I like to stay active"
girls don't want to talk about you, they want to talk about themselves. respond with some simple normie crap like "i like movies", then immediately switch the focus of the conversation back to them. eg. "whats your fav movie?"
>tfw a girl in line at chipotle was unironically impressed because I was reading a schopenhauer book while waiting in line
impressed at how autistic you are
kek thanks anon
the nice thing is I've become pretty well adjusted so I can be le epic fitlit larper but also be normal with people
in fact among my normie friends at work they seem to let a lot of shit (by me) slide simply because they like me. I figure on just becoming even more likeable and good at whatever I do so that I have more social leeway in doing what I want
carrying around books in public is creepy
>you're right, maybe becoming a gymcel in place of having a personality won't make me attractive to women!
>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?
Actually, i'm in the gym 7 times a week sweatie.
I have a right to have guns and I'm the only one responsible for these cannons baby.
>proceeds by flexing biceps.