According to a recent study, bottom pic would in 87% of the cases win a tinder match swipe duel. How do we, ISTbros, cope with that fact?
I feel hollow...
According to a recent study, bottom pic would in 87% of the cases win a tinder match swipe duel.
what a weak thread, tinder is literally made for DYELs who are too small to get any matches on grindr
imagine using a dating app instead of raping goats in the wilderness.
>911
> 911
> goat raping post
>imagine using a dating app instead of raping goats in the wilderness.
I much prefer urban goats. They've been around a bit so they really know how to ride a cock.
kek
the reason i'm not leaving this shitty site
As a bi dyel """top""" I feel called out and shamed by this
THIS IS A DEMORALIZATION THREAD
EITHER A OP IS A garden gnome PAID TO POST THIS, OR EVEN WORSE, A VICTIM OF A garden gnome WHO SPREADS HIS IDEOLOGY FOR FREE
>Stop spreading the ideology of big cock supremacy
Lmao do you few inchers really
what is in the bottom pic? I don't get it.
It's a guy's hog in sweatpants
>Hog in sweatpants
Hog In? I assume that's a brand? Never heard of, kinda strange name for an exclusive brand imo
it's cucumber or wrapped towel according to other thread where was posted
>according to what another anon wrote on IST
lmao imagine coping so hard
looks like dick almost reaches over to far edge of his thigh
Doesn’t everyone’s?
do you tie yours in a knot jamal
It's not even THAT big
Oh, that's supposed to be a dick? I'd need to see a pic of it without clothes.
who gives a shit
Bitches will fuck anything, that's why they're bitches lmao
they'll fuck anything above 6 feet, 6/10 face, with 6 pack abs, or 6 figure bank account
What about 6inches?
Why do fags get tattoos of a solid bar around their arm? I hate this gay shit.
Umm it’s actually to symbolize they’re straight.
trendy tattoos make women think you're a douchebag, black arm circle, barbed wire circle, spider web elbows
post the study. women on tinder don't care about big dicks. as i've tried saying my dick is 20cm. they only care for face and height
>autistic mirror selfie
>autistic picture of pants stuffed with a dishrag or something to make the peen look big
neither would get a single match. just have someone take a pic of you playing with your dog in a tank top and you'd swim in puss
agree because shape of his bulge looks too padded and sketchy and dudes legs are dyel as fuxk
>t. tiny dick gang
>mogs both pics hard
nothing personnel, sweaty
What is that breed of dog called?
looks like a vizsla
Are you blind?
Weimaraner
Correct. I had one. Worst fucking dog ever. That bitch was retarded. Didn’t take to any training (we previously had two dogs that we never had issues with from puppy to death). We returned her to the breeder after a year and didn’t even ask for a refund. A week later we got an email asking what we did to it. Actual retard animal.
great dane
as other anons have said, most likely a Weimeraner or Vizsla. It has the characteristics of a Central European gundog or carriage dog - the ears and muzzle are particular, but the paws really give it away. Large paws, long toes, and (although you can't see in this picture) often webbing between the toes. You can see this in Dalmatians and German pointers as well. Temperament is good for both working dogs, and family dogs, as long as you're active enough for them. They'll want to be socially and mentally stimulated more than physically, although they'll definitely need a good run a few times a week.
pose looks somewhat bordering on b-astial-ty
nah you're brain is just fucked from porn. to me it looks like the dog is just a bit scared of the water and wants to get as high up as possible
quality over quantity. you can keep the 87% swipe rate from all the fat, ugly roasties.
I'm 7.9 inches and a virgin. Not even joking. Dick don't mean shit if you're retarded, which i am. At this point I pretend I'm not interested in dating because of a harsh past relationship that I don't want to talk about. In truth how am I going to explain to someone that I have a reasonably big dick but no idea what to do with their pussy?
Why would you need to explain that to anyone? Just shove it in, or fuck em in the ass.
>Oh hi can we skip the kissing part and all the other things and I just rest my penis inside your vagina?
>thank you please turn around
The bigger the dick the less you actually have to participate.
Get a prostitute first
Go swimming with briefs. Don't fuck her. Just let her suck you off the first dates. If she wants your dick she wants your dick no matter what
Lol bro I don't need to wear briefs. I have a bulge no matter what. Women stare, men stare, I get groped in lines and online women send nudes all the time. I just have actual, diagnosed autism and have no idea how to have a relationship. Advice like
>you don't have to do much
>let her suck you first
>get a prostitute
don't work. How do I as a 25 year old man explain to another woman that I don't know how to kiss, cuddle, fuck, hug, shower together, sleep together, eat together etc.. the answer is that I don't and I can't. So I workout and make money lel.
wut
you just do those things theres no right or wrong way
the reason u all suck with women is because you want 100 matches and not 1 date
u dont really want a women/gf u just want attention
I think you’re talking about gay tinder to straight men.
God peoples brains are so fucking rotted in the internet age. The internet was a mistake. Humans are mentally incapable of handling it
Is bottom pic a big dick? I don't see it though
yeah you are autistic as shit
just find yourself in a situation where both parties are drunk
I know but this board is about getting jacked so fuck this thread.
ah i see the issue, you care what retardo women say in public. Here’s the truth friend! All women are fucking liars and say one thing in public, but actually think something else. Why? Because women are social creatures and can only survive if validated. If you acknowledge this, your life will be easier. Don’t listen to anything women say, just do whatever you feel.