A crazed gunman takes you hostage in your own home. You are unable to fit back or escape, so you stuck at the gunman's mercy. The gunman limits you to only one exercise for the rest of your life, and you must choose now. The gunman is willing to order gym equipment for you.
For me is it the jump burpee with a pushup.
Why wouldnt you just shoot him with your own gun?
cardio
>deadlifts
>assumes deadlift position
>grab rug
>pull harder than ever before
>topple gunman
>save day
>receive virgins
Bulgarian split squat
oral on the gunman
But I am unable to fit back
I tell the gunman "do your worst" and explain to him that if he wants to make me fit then he shouldn't limit me to one exercise
>Pick running as my sole exercise
>Ask for running shoes and for a quarter mile track to be constructed in my yard.
>On my first run, reach edge of track and keep running out of sight, escape my captor.
>Meet a 20-year-old with huge tits and have many children.
I'd beat him up and rape him and then make him buy me a power cage
I choose target practice. He gives me his weapon and he'll be the target.
Clean and press. Ask him to buy me the nicest Olympic weights available. Kiss him lovingly as a thank you.
>muh olympic lifts
seethe powerfatty
>t. doesn’t know how to clean
OP Chooses DICK SUCKS till failure.
db OPH
cardio
Bench. Press.
Fuck it, imma just do pull-ups. Will the gunman allow me to add weight or am I limited to just regular pull-ups?
shoot him in the head to failure