>5'8
>get told 5'9 is the average height for men
>regularly see women taller than me
Why did they lie?
>5'8. >get told 5'9 is the average height for men. >regularly see women taller than me
>5'8
>get told 5'9 is the average height for men
>regularly see women taller than me
Why did they lie?
There are so many 5 foot Hispanics dragging the average down
If you're not in the brown belt then it is below average.
>tfw 5'7
Just date a Latina goblina. Her mother will thank you for white grandchildren.
>Create more manlets
No...
Thats not how that works.
Same, but I tell people I'm 5'8 on anonymous images boards. It sucks because I'm so used to looking up at people I don't realize how short I actually am until someone points it out.
The worst part for me is that I'm really 5'6. I only barely make it to 5'7 when I stand absolutely straight. It sucks to be mistaken for a highschooler.
>tfw 5'11
missed it all... by one... inch
I tell everybody I'm 6' and nobody can tell the difference
short people lowkey think you’re giant. Wonder if I got a midget gf she’d think I was 6’7” (I’m 5’11”)
I'm 6'5 and I tell everyone I'm 6'2 to make manlets who round up sound insecure kek
Just put 6'0 on your profile retard. I did that for years. In real life it's indistinguishable so it doesn't matter.
They're wearing heels, silly.
This going to be a bit off-topic but here we go:
>be me
>slip on the floor of the middle school bathroom cause I was running and fell on right side of hip
>have excruciating pain for the next day or two
>Check height at doctor check up
>5'5" when standing on left leg
>5'7" when standing on right leg
>Have zero hip pain
>tfw my hip accident actually made me taller
>tfw measured 6'1 with shoes off at the doctor
>had them double check to verify it was the correct measurement
holy shit anons I have been walking around telling people I was 5'10 for years lmao. feels good. WAGMI
>tfw 5’3
What do I do? Should I rope?
no, despair is of the Devil
Well at least le devil wasn't the one to curse with turbomanletism
sigh, not everything we want would be helpful for us.
and believe me, I get it, it’s a painful lesson to learn fren
Gotta think about it, there are people that God created to have one limited shot at sentience within the material world, and he made them short. They didn't choose to be born, yet he placed them on this Earth and forced them to suffer as manlets for who knows what reason. No amount of prayer would grant you to become taller because 99% of the time (or probably 100% of the time) he doesn't actually grant you what you want, only grants you what he wants for you. It's like some sort of sick joke that he'll do this even to his own believers, and make sure many non-believers don't have to experience being short.
>5'5 but look very young
>Finishing PhD but TAing a sophomore undergrad class, done with most of my research and just writing thesis most of the time
>Care about my class and students so teach quite well, most students end up at my office hours
>One giant maybe 5'11+ volleyball team chick constantly stays overtime and asks the most dumb questions
>Oblige since I enjoy teaching
>One day near the finals I'm in the bar playing pool with friends
>Hear giggling behind me and a vape cloud pass by behind me
>Volleyball chick is there with her friends, she's dolled up
>"Omg you TA that class right!"
>I just laugh and say "ya I do shouldn't y'all be studying"
>She laughs and tells me she'll study later and we small talk a bit
>She offers me her vape
>"Nah I dont do nicotine"
>She leans down really close to my face and says "aww" and blows a cloud on me
>She offers a dance
>I have an raging erection and don't know what to do
>"GTG I LEFT MY OVEN ON LOL"
>Leave the premises
To this day I still jerk off to this interaction even though I now have a gf and she was probably trying to score brownie points on her exam. God.
1/10 women are above 5'8 that's not that uncommon. 10% of women you see walking down the street will be taller than you, it's more than you would think.
I'm 6'5 and just saw two manlets fighting at the club last night. Man you guy just be really sexually frustrated; it's always manlets starting drama I notice
Always being made fun of for merely existing does something to people I guess
move to Asia or South America then. Your genetics have been priced out of the west thanks to hypergamy. Go where the women are 4'10
No thanks, my height has been a non-issue in my dating/sex life and continues to be that way. My original comment albeit true had nothing to do with what you imply kek
Demoralizing garden gnome thread. Disregard.
Everyone below this line is getting trolled
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