5.8 inch penises are valid and you're a liar saying everyone here has 7 inch porn cocks
5.8 inch penises are valid and you're a liar saying everyone here has 7 inch porn cocks
5.8 inch penises are valid and you're a liar saying everyone here has 7 inch porn cocks
No bro, everyone on fit just happens to have a 7in dick and be over 6ft!!! There aren't any liers here!
> Mfw 6' 1" tall with a 7 incher
Feels good, bros.
>Mfw 5' 8" tall with a 7 incher
Me too. Still wish I was slightly taller though. If I could do it again, I'd use that SARM that adds 3-5cm to your height.
I'm 6foot 8 with a 7 inch cock. I'm sorry man but being in the top 0.1% of men is just how I roll. I was born to win. You? You were dealt a dead man's hand.
I am OP
Poor guy. A 7 inch dick looks tiny on a 6'8 guy, especially if you aren't dyel. Have you considered surgery or using a pump?
It looks good in my 5'4" girlfriends hands. She has to use both to jerk me off. Any bigger and I'm pretty sure I'd cripple her.
Sucks you had to settle for a womanlet just to make your penislet look normal. Curious as to why you're also settling for handjobs. Are you old?
lmao proportionally that's like being 5'8 with a sub 5 incher are you ok bro? I think if I was like scaled up to 6'8 my penor would be a foot long. Which brings me to my next point, would a chick who is 5'11 in theory typically have a really deep vag? Like deeper than a girl who is normal human female size (5'5-ish)?
>Which brings me to my next point, would a chick who is 5'11 in theory typically have a really deep vag?
from my experience, yes. it seems to scale with limb length specifically
I'm 5'9 with a 7" cock bone pressed erect length, it looks big on me. At your height your cock must look 5" relatively speaking.
I do actually have a 7 inch cock but I'm also admittedly only
5'11
the ones with the big cocks are going to be the most boastful about it. no one is going to openly admit their’s is smaller than average
>the ones with the big cocks are going to be the most boastful about it. no one is going to openly admit their’s is smaller than average
So the true mean is even smaller in reality? Cope more, brainlet.
>4 IPs
>4 replies
All right OP, stop baiting.
That's like saying guys taller than 5'11 don't exist here.
Only problem I have with this is that all my friends have big dicks and mine is over 7.5" too. If they are so rare, what are the chances that I somehow have a close circle of friend with monster cocks?
Maybe you could sense the big dick energy and magnetically converged.
It's not that much of a coincidence. You guys all listed your dick size on your Grindr profiles.
Actually I saw their dicks when we were spit-roasting club skanks or went to swinger clubs
Smaller dicks cause/correlate with less confidence, which also leads dicklets to become friendless losers or commit suicide. The fact that you were able to become friends with them at all already makes them more likely to have a big cock.
How many of your friends are taller than 6 ft? All my close friends are except one. Being that size isn't common but it's not rare among wh*toids at least.
I'm the shortest (or almost equal with one) at 6'0.
Sure you do bro
dick frauding has gotten worse with each generation as each generation obsessed more and more about penis size and has their brains rotted by porn. Zoomers are beyond hope
I'm 35 buddy
studies have shown that adhd meds cause men to become more submissive, sexually active, and have longer penises
>5.8 inch penises are valid
Valid to who? Women already lose no sleep over rating 80% of men as unattractive, you really think you're going to show them some statistics about dick size and then suddenly they'll be satisfied with the average?
Who cares? Women will never settle with anything less than top 5% anyway.
5.8” lol you couldn’t pleasure a woman even if you tried
Girls are all about one thing. Long meaty cock
I don’t get it.
If you don’t get it, it doesnt apply to you 🙂
I said what I said.
They're just genuinely spatially retarded anon.
holy cope
No it's no secret that some girls will grossly overestimate your pp size if you make her cum. I think they can't measure by eye at all, like they missed out on that in a Darwinian way. Also it's a retarded way to say your bf has a big dick.
>girl literally holding a tape measure
>umm achtsually girls are dumb and poopoo brain.
>source? why would you need one of those?
Moron lmao
>>umm achtsually girls are dumb and poopoo brain.
spoken like someone that has never had a conversation with a woman
oh and btw ywnbaw
Dicklets malding
falling for an onlyfans advertisement this hard
ngmi
Their height + length of the guy's penor
Bottom left is claiming her boyfriend has a 14" dick
Are they standing on their BF’s cocks or something?
I dont get it, what does it mean?
You have a shrimp so you don’t get it
You know what OP? Sure, why not. It's not like most of my college mates were packing anyways. This board needs less demoralization over things you can't control, I'll let you have this one.
>things you can't control
Last I checked, there ain't no magic dong extender pill out there. OP should focus on other things.
Surgery is a thing, anon.
these threads always are dicklets trying to share their misery with the average dick anons. don't mind them, just lift, lose weight(this may make it longer) and do cardio for endurance
>when he pulls out his 5.8” cock and says it’s valid
>guy with a 9 incher settling for that
lol
retard its a humiliation fetish because shes an ewhore. get with the times old man
t. seething dicklet
>mfw I have a 7" cock
>but I'm gay and a bottom
>and I have a sph fetish
>tfw 1" bigger than you
>tfw I would let you ride my dick while I made fun of you for only being 7 inches
>8" cock
There's no way that would fit. 8 inches is up to my belly button
interesting that they didnt put the SwoleShack average cock size of 7.5inches to scare the normies
because of course this website full of incel losers has the biggest dicks lmao. mods should add a feature to verify dick sizes. you have to send measurements alongside a timestamp to the jannitorial team for verification. watch the average size drop down to 4inches real fast lmao
race doesnt dictate wiener size unless ur asian
People with small dicks dont want to talk about it
My penis is well known to be huge
>friends are talking about dick size
>i say anyone claiming over 6" is lying
>they stare and smirk and the girls giggle
I KNOW YOU'RE EXAGGERATING BY .5"
>t. homosexual whos actually seen mens penises
3 inch here
>no one posts theirs while talking shit
Dickmogged, up to 20CM in length, 17 in girth.
>uncut
nice anteater homosexual
Clinically dickmogged.
>red spots and discoloration all over
Do you do PE? Why does your cock look so beat up
This is after 4 internet sex sessions with my ex.
I looks like you dug it up from your garden wtf
yes, the garden of huge dongs.
>he didnt surgically replace his cock with his favourite garloid
NGMI
thoughts on femboys?
Unholy.
good way or bad way
Very negative.
oh ok sorry :3
One of the ugliest cocks Ive seen here, it looks like a dying garloid
imagine the smegma
>tfw only 7.3 inches
I'm jelly. Nice garloid though
Are you asian? Met an asian claiming to have a 7.3" on another board who was pretty cool but never posted proof
No, Med.
>asian
>7.3 inches
Larp
based hung medbro, 8.3" here
Fuck yeah bro it runs in the family, grandpa mogged us all though. They're putting some shit in the water i guess kek
I lived in an area where water is so hard that I basically only drank imported bottled water
Imagine if that lead to me having a bigger cock, thats hilarious
Im 21cm and that looks 3-4cm shorter than mine
But to fair my girth is 15 so if you really are 17cm girth maybe thats why it looks shorter
Pretty sure you are bullshitting tho
>tfw good length but girthlet
>foreskin was mutilated at birth
I’m seething
that looks barely bigger than mine and i'm 15cm, stop frauding
Bros how do I penismaxx? I'm 6.5" long but have 5" girth. I'm fine with my length but I'm insecure about my girth. Any way to fix it?
>6.5' but have a 5" girth
Ok, you are most certainly lying.
I can't tell if you're being mean or not.
you don’t. the more girth, the more problems you’ll encounter. would you rather be able to fuck a girl consistently and get decent blow jobs, or having to wait days for her to recover before having sex again and shitty teethy blow jobs?
> or having to wait days for her to recover before having sex again and shitty teethy blow jobs?
This sounds fucking awesome you retard
I tried the JP90 routine but I dont think I grew anything more than 0.1-0.2" in length but it does look girthier
Anyone got some good length routines without hanging or a stretcher?
>there is no correlation between race and penis length
What a ridiculous claim. Tells you this whole graph is dishonest.
t. looks at dicks in public showers
You don't actually need much more than 6 inches to pleasure a girl. Don't worry about it and focus on learning how to fuck.
Now this is cope. Girls are literally taking 13 inch x 7 inch bad dragons nowadays.
You clearly don't have sex, so you don't need to worry about it.
Big dick and no skill > Small dick and big skill
Forced meme is forced
Ahh yes. Anonymous SwoleShack screenshots as proof. lmfao
>You clearly don't have sex, so you don't need to worry about it.
obviously very few men with a short dick do porn
and why would you brag about your 4incher online
i have 4.5 :3
https://www.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/comments/bv2guj/a_summary_of_all_my_favorite_manual_routines/
Anyone tried this? Interested in the length routine mostly
>tfw 6ft, 7inch
Doesn't matter, I have an average face, below average income, no muscles, and am not funny. Plus I have standards, so i'm not getting laid any time soon.
>bunch of eternal virgins arguing about dicks they're never going to use
yeah sounds like a wednesday morning on SwoleShack
This is bait
Imagine not having the average tuna can dick
HOW DO I MAKE MY COCK LONGER
I literally have 6 inches and been told they love my penis shape, even though it’s not the biggest they have seen, but still they like it a lot
i'm average height (only 6'2) and my cock is only average too (6.7)
should i just give up bros
Do women compete with eachother on the length of their bf cock?
No but twinks and femboys do
Yes, and they talk about it all the time. They talk about all cocks they see. I was at a party and as it was getting late and everyone was shitfaced some people were doing dares. One guy had to strip naked and do some somersaults in front of everyone. A week later I'm outside a bar and I overhear some girls that were at the party talk to their friends about the guys dick and how they thought it was small and they expected him to have a bigger dick. Poor guy will forever be the dude with the small dick, even though they only saw it for a second or so and it was obviously flaccid.
unironically yes
thats also where these unrealistic measurements come from, if your friend says her bf has an 8 incher you must one-up her by saying your bf is 9 inches
6'2 9inches
It's actually close to 10 but it's less believable so I just say 9
Can I also add that having a big dick is not always a positive. When you've been drinking it is harder to maintain an erecrion because of the blood required.
Some girls just cannot handle it. They will not let you go to town on them because it hurts them too much so everything has to be slow and boring.
The reactions are nice though. Although I have other dick issues like death grip syndrome.
>Some girls just cannot handle it.
Big dick isnt about sex, you doofus, its about your status ansd therefore status of your gf.
But what's the point of you can't smash the shit out of a girl.
>But what's the point
Social.
Status.
Aka most important thing for every woman.
I don't give a fuck about what the woman wants
Lol, no you dont
Im a massive fag and have never seen a legit dick over 9.25-9.5" measured on SwoleShack, maybe 3-4 at most on reddit over several years
The fact you are not going to post proof is enough for me to know you are a larper, either that or you are measuring in a very generous way which isnt indicative your true size
Where are you from, I'll show you in person. I ain't posting my dick online because its there forever
Yeah sure, how convenient
Over half of people claiming to be around 8" in this site post it when asked or unprompted, but if they claim 9" or bigger they NEVER do and only come up with excuses
Its very clear you are doing this because of some weird complex you have, there is no way someone can doxx you over a dickpic
You just want to stroke your dick over my Johnson mate. If you think you are going to bait me into posting or that I care about whether somebody on this site thinks I'm lying or not, you're in a dream world.
There we go, the "you are baiting me into posting my dick because you are a fag", such a classic
I may be a fag but Im challenging you to post it because you are claiming you have a 1 in several million dick, if some nigerian prince claimed he had 100k in funds he will send you if you make him a bank transfer, would you do so without even knowing if he has the funds? This is so tiring, stop playing with insecure people online this is just sad
If you did have a nearly 10" dick you wouldnt be shy about posting it, you'd be making bank online with an onlyfans or in porn
Just let him pretend.
I'm not playing with insecure people. Having a big dick is not what it's cracked up to be. Like I said in my post. There are huge downsides. Having a big dick has never gotten me laid. It's never been the reason a girl has slept with me. I've never done online dating so I've never sent a dick pic to anybody before banging. The girl doesn't get to see the dick until it's already too late for her. Some girls have known I've got a big dick through friends of mine or hers that I've been with but that has never once led to having sex with them.
i see better with my butt btw
>be 6ft
>7inch
>Lean
>Still kv
Penis size doesn't help getting pussy when your face is shit
My penis is pretty average but all these exercises to gain length seem like far too much effort. I'll just take solace in the fact that I actually get to use it
>I have a 10" but ive just never taken a pic of it lol just trust me
Yeah Im not replying to you anymore, just find another board to bait with this
Id recommend /LULZ/ or SwoleShack
Mate I'm 40 years old. By the time smart phones came out, I was 27. 3 years later I was married. I've never been in a position to take dick pics
>I don't give a fuck about what the woman wants
>Im happily married
>I'll show you in person
Lots of holes in this story
I was talking about my past experiences from when I was single. When I was a single man and fucking about, why would I give a fuck about whether the size of my dick gave some girl "status" when all I wanted to do was rail the fuck out of her and she couldn't handle it.
>everyone talks about dick length
>every girl I've talked to says girth is the only thing that matters
>7 inches long
>4 inch girthlet
Pain