>24 scrambled eggs (144g protein). >1 avocado. >1 tbsp coconut oil. >1 can of salmon (50g protein). >salt

>24 scrambled eggs (144g protein)
>1 avocado
>1 tbsp coconut oil
>1 can of salmon (50g protein)
>salt
>hot sauce

Been eating this for the past 3 days, only one meal a day and feel amazing.
Never bloated and fell light as a feather.
Girlfriend says I'm much more aggressive in bed.

How long until I die?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you motherfuckers learn how to cook?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >over cooks his eggs every single time

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    24 eggs is so many for one meal
    How do you not want to vomit? Must be a fatty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose you could do this in 2 meals, but I wanted to only have to cook once.

      It does take a bit to eat, but they taste amazing. Plus it's cheap as fuck

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How long until I die?
    Motherfucker you will live till 120 y/o on that epic diet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally healthier than 98% of the world

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you not dead? I feel bloated as fuck after eating 3 scrambled eggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop over cooking them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like runny slimy eggs
        eggs just taste like shit
        the only not shit tasting eggs I ever had were ones that popped out of a hen just days before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks, ate slightly undercooked eggs one single time and it fucked me up for nearly two weeks. i couldn't eat at all for 3 days

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro...
          i got bad news
          turns out you are a massive homosexual

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re gonna eat that much of the same stuff, you’d better make sure it’s of the highest quality. Maybe add some fruit too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seems good to me. Why would you die from eating this

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >absorbs less than half of the protein

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>24 scrambled eggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fnx3PWA.png

      I wonder how you look like. Probably some bloated skinnyfat subhuman with rotten teeth.

      https://i.imgur.com/dC9lXye.jpg

      >24 scrambled eggs (144g protein)
      >1 avocado
      >1 tbsp coconut oil
      >1 can of salmon (50g protein)
      >salt
      >hot sauce

      Been eating this for the past 3 days, only one meal a day and feel amazing.
      Never bloated and fell light as a feather.
      Girlfriend says I'm much more aggressive in bed.

      How long until I die?

      Cut down eggs to 12 and replace those 12 with Ground Beef, it's relatively cheap and will provide you with even more nutrients.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many years has the homosexual been spamming this retarded image on every single fit thread daily? you about to keel over from cancer my nigga

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your heart and artery’s genuine reaction to this information

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American post. You retarded subhumans think that eggs and bacon are bad but at the same time eat literal goyfeed sugar cereals for breakfast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two things can be bad at once, autist. Stop hyperfixating on picking one side of a non existent battle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's so funking disgusting.

        two things can be bad at once, autist. Stop hyperfixating on picking one side of a non existent battle.

        I don't care about you. Humans have been primarily carnivores since the very begining. My country's cuisine is meat ans dairy based. I'm not stopping to live because some dumb animal that can't even comprehend anything suffers.

        I advise vegans to stop breathing, since you're stealing oxygen from poor animalsm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't watch this subhuman. And I eat fruits, vegetables and sometimes grains.

            have a nice day.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit I ate 12 eggs for dinner once and I was a sulfur fart factory the entire next day

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds horrible.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not cool for over doing it retard, you're just the same as all the other raw vegans or meat only homosexuals. People are so FUCKING stupid goddamn.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 egg ~ 190mg cholesterol
    American Heart Association reccommends less than 300mg/day for a HEALTHY person. 24 eggs is 15.2 times the daily reccommended amount. You get less than 10g of fiber in that avocado. To sum it up, you 'll have a hard time shitting 1 times/week and heart disease will haunt you forever if you maintain this diet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Fuck off you Saturnian Kike

      >American Heart Association reccommends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't listen to the heart association of a country with some of the worst heart health on the planet

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are going to make it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 scrambled eggs
    >bit of whole milk
    >100g of blue cheese
    >olive oil
    My daily breakfast

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